Score: 8

"The flash is good"

submission: The Bar Pick-Up

date: May 27, 2007

Yes, the flash is good, the story isn't.
The "game" you play in there would work about 5% of the time in real life, no more. Those money moves were crap to be honest.

Basically you keep pushing her to come to your apartment, get some cocktails TONS of times and you keep reminding her you do NOT want to nail her.
No, that's not a good thing. Every girl knows you want to fuck her when you take her home, and every girl knowingly wants to be fucked when she comes with you. You promising her straight to her face, without blinking you have no intentions will just make her think of you as a cooked out liar. Or plain annoying for constantly nagging her to come to her apartment.

Also, what some people (especially you) seem to be forgetting is that the apartment is the LAST move.
By the time you offer her to come to your apartment she must already be drunk/horny/completely into you. In the game you buy her a drink, dance for a minute and already force the choice of "apartment or nothing" onto her.

Get out there into the game bro, nail some girls for real, if your cute and got a decent game you can get laid every night. It's not hard, i can know :)

NOTE: You do have some of the basics laid out nicely though, like the follow me shit, you do have to mark your territory ;)

Score: 8

"yay"

submission: School Madness 2

date: May 8, 2007

That was WELL good, some very nice work you've done here.
These series keep amazing me, i love the action. Kill after kill after kill!
Even though i think the opponents in this one are a bit too easy.
They just stand around to be killed most of the time, their (re)action speed is just too slow.
If you work on that, these are some unbreakable series. KEEP IT UP!

-question, what was the music you used? The last song in particular.

And to sword23, stfu.
Oh noez peoplez got shot at dem schoolz by sum crazy korean kid so let's spam senseless reviews WAAH!!

Shit happens! People get shot all over the world daily, and it isn't the first time a shooting took place at a school.
No sensible artist will hold back GOOD work just because of a few people who are still traumatised or whatever. You read the title and you know what the flash is about. If you were really so upset you'd be somewhere else than behind your computer, surfing sites like newgrounds.

Score: 10

"YAY!"

submission: Virus Alert - "Weird Al"

date: May 8, 2007

Man i have to tell you.. First off i got a major headache, fever and i'm on the internet owning noobs taking sick pleasure from their suffering.
Then, when i found your song i was -this- close to clicking it away, prejudging it on my mood.

But MAN was that awesome. You actually made me smile :)
Thank you. I'm giving this flash a straight out 10/10!

You truly are one of the best.
May this live on the frontpage, FOREVER!

Score: 6

"Umm geez.."

submission: The Ninja Penguin

date: May 6, 2007

My my you've actually made a cartoon that got me to write a review for once.

I like the idea i guess. I mean.. A ninja penguin! Lol, where do you come up with these kind of things?

Ofcourse i got a few points of improvement:
1. Too slow.. I think it's been pointed out in previous reviews, the action is too slow paced, and the entire "oh no it's comming right at me" cutscenes that last for like 10 seconds reminded me of pokemon. And NO that is NOT a good thing!

2. Add more twists. It was a very predictable storyline, very cliche no offense.

3. Yeah ummm i really do wonder.. How the hell is it the guy/penguin/ninja owns (what seems to be) a red lamborgini and an airplane, both probably valuing hundreds of thousands, if not millions, just to blow them up while landing on Antartica?
I mean COME ON!
Fix that.. Please.. It hurt my soul in a deep touchy place.

Other than that i must say, with some practice, new storyline ideas and another fresh submission (mixed with coffee ofcourse!) i'd say you'll turn out to be a fine flash-artist.
Keep it up!

Score: 10

"LOL"

submission: Eddie

date: May 6, 2007

Hahaha that was WELL funny, "that was NOT me"!
Very well done, keep it up.

And those any uptight bastards rating this flash bad because of eddie beeing black: STFU and GTFO. Your opinions aren't even looked at. This isn't about making fun of black people, this is about making fun of some crazy eye twitching ice-cream fucking retard. He could have been white for that matter. It's just funny.

Score: 8

"Hehe"

submission: Cotton Roots

date: May 6, 2007

Actually, that was well funny.
You got some good art skills, and i love the humor behind it.

I don't really see why people are whining about how this is racist.
Yes this is VERY obviously a racist cartoon, but how exactly is that a bad thing?

I make jokes about black people, TO black people. We all laugh about it because there will ALWAYS be racism and discrimination in this world. WHY? Because there will always be a difference in people, if it's skin color, heritage or nationality there will always be a form of racism.
And joking about racism is only offensive if you take it that way and are insecure enough to believe your friends think less of you because of the fact your black or w/e.
It's not about WHAT you say, it's about HOW you say it.

I don't see why this is such a big deal so to black people, seeing as literally every ethnic group on this planet has been made fun of in some way at least thousands of times.
You don't see muslims bombing newgrounds servers for hosting bin laden jokes?

Get over yourselves niggaz, if you really feel your beeing treated as less or whatever, and you want equal treatment then don't expect to be safe from jokes just because of your ancestor's history. PERIOD.

Score: 5

"The answer is NO."

submission: Is This What You Want?

date: February 27, 2007

No, this is not what i want.

Score: 5

"..."

submission: StrapOnMicronomic

date: September 16, 2006

Like wtf? I live in the netherlands, yet i don't go round getting high on shrooms making some rly messed up flash..
This just made me look like WTF at the screen.

Didn't vote for this tbh, not my place to judge i suppose..

Score: 10

"HAHAHA!"

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: September 15, 2006

WAHAHAHAHA that had me laugh out so loud IRL i swear my neighbours could hear me! Haha this is a brilliant submission, the perfect spoof.
Man this is brilliant, awesome job! Full 10/10 from me!

Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: Steve Irwin: Croc Heaven

date: September 12, 2006

Steve was a great man. I allways respected how he treated all the life on this planet with dignity and respect. How he enjoyed life more than most of us can say we do. This is a well made tribute, my condolences to his familly.

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steve deserved it September 12, 2006
Reviewed by: Dev3n

Overall Score: 0
he deserved to die an we all knew he was gonna do it 1 day

Graphics: 0 Sound: 1 Interactivity: 0 Style: 0 Violence: 0 Humor: 0
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If i knew who you were you'd be dead right now, you lowlife piece of..
What did steve ever do to you? I can't imagine it beeing worse to what i'd do to you if i had the chance..